Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.
Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Ooh, name it after me! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords.
Soothe us with sweet lies.
That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!
- Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
- Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
Daddy Bender, we're hungry. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No. We're on the top. Can I use the gun?
- It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
- I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.
- Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.
No! Don't jump! Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!
Actually, that's still true. Tell them I hate them. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
You mean while I'm sleeping in it? And I'm his friend Jesus. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! You lived before you met me?!
You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Why would a robot need to drink?
And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We're rescuing ya. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I wish! It's a nickel. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared… Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
But existing is basically all I do! Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
